Spent my tips on coffee
no money for a cab
gotta get home some way
With just the money I have

Worked my ass of slinging pies
serving slices to Joe, Cindy and Jack
now I’m done, it wasn’t fun
and I have to try to get back

Oh lord oh lord oh lord…
I have the pepperoni & mushroom
double cheese blues

She wanted something we didn’t have
got mad when it wasn’t there
she cried and cried, I wish she died
the pizza game is just never fair

Smelling like mozzarella and sauce
every night and every day
just trying to make it through
but the only thing to say…

I have the pepperoni & mushroom
double cheese blues

Oh lord oh lord oh lord…
I  have the pepperoni & mushroom
double cheese blues

Slice here and a slice there
pepperoni, sausage or Canadian ham
All I know is that I’m done, I’m done
and I have to find a cab

Spent my tips on coffee
no money for a cab
gotta get home some way
With just the money I have

Oh lord oh lord oh lord…
I have the pepperoni & mushroom
double cheese blues

Oh lord oh lord oh lord…
I have the pepperoni & mushroom
double cheese blues