I’m A-OK being a lazy bastard because being honest with myself and everyone around me is a fuck-ton easier than lying. I don’t have to remember which story I told to whom and when or what version that I told. I just tell the truth. No need to think about the person I’m talking to, what they know or don’t…just the facts. But…also associated with being lazy…I don’t necessarily say everything I’m thinking…

“Do I look fat in this?”

“Honey, you’re a beautiful woman in anything you’re wearing.”

…I’m lazy, not an idiot.

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